tattoo commission for @kelcieofsealand!

You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?
*looks up at night sky*
*sees more stars than usual*
*mood immediately lifts by 93%*
(sound recommended)
A wisdom triplet.
- Failure is life’s greatest teacher.
- Stumps are corgi’s greatest hindrance.
- Slow motion is humanity’s most wondrous creation.
Whipped cream, anyone?
Almost enough dogs
I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS
how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist
It’s weird enough without the sound BUT THEN

posts-that-only-suck-a-little:
omg how did he do this

thank u, next (2018) dir. Hannah Lux Davis
I knew what would happen and yet
What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?
Here’s one
The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

“Who’s holding up the lin-“








