sirfrogsworth:

(sound recommended)

A wisdom triplet.

  1. Failure is life’s greatest teacher. 
  2. Stumps are corgi’s greatest hindrance. 
  3. Slow motion is humanity’s most wondrous creation.

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably